So here are the Top Ten things I can’t stand right now…
10. People who say “texas” instead of “texts.” Last time I checked there was no ‘A’ in “texts.” THE END.
9. The Blazer. Has this trend died yet? If you are not going to work, church or some other function where you must be dressed business casual, I do not want to see you in blazer. Other places that do no include business casual: Hmmm, the CLUB! Let’s start a new trend fellas.
8. Those SHINY ASS STRETCH PANTS. What is that shit, Lame’? Those pants give me the willies and the chills. Not to mention that I’m allergic to that material, and it blinds the shit out me. And don’t let you be ill-built…**rolls eyes**
More of the “Hated It” List after the jump…
7. Lil’ Wayne. Since when did rapping include crying and sounding constipated? And what the hell is up with that bogus ass chuckle he does at the end of ever bar? Lil’ Wayne chuckle: “HKAAAA!” GTFOHWTBS!
6. People who aren’t funny. It is a terribly painful thing. Have you ever heard a person try to be funny, but actually have no sense of humor whatsoever? I’m not talking just corny, I mean they can’t bust a funny no matter how hard they try. And even when they try really hard, you end up giving them a blank stare. I feel sorry for you Mr. I Can’t Be Funny No Matter How Hard I Try.
5. DJ Khaled. Having a track that has every southern rapper known and unknown to man with a hook sung by Akon and T-Pain is not “THE BEST.”
4. Those one shirts that say Affliction. I hate them gotdamn things! What is that shit? A knock off Ed Hardy? And speaking of Ed, how about we just do away with all the tattoo shirts; them shits ain’t hot no more. Besides the majority of them are counterfeit, fake, knock-offs anyway…
3. True Religion jeans on females. There is something about those joints that just don’t look right. The seams are crooked and the pockets are too low or some shit. I think True Religions are made for white women and black guys…LOL!
2. People with Bluetooth devices permanently affixed to their ear. You don’t look important, you look like an idiot.
1. The Houndstooth Scarf. Seriously…did they manage to make this scarf in every color possible? Does it come in Cornflower Blue and Macaroni & Cheese? Let’s accessorize with a new scarf…please and thank you!
8. Those are just wrong…. not so much because there’s anything inherently wrong with them (I thought they looked good on Fanny Pak) but because there’s SO much potential for abuse. Glad I’m not a Cloud 9-er… I’d probably be severely traumatized.
7. I think Keith Sweat did it first, but Lil Wayne takes it to a whole ‘nother level.
5. DJs screaming over tracks period irk me. There are more tasteful ways to include your name in the mix.
2. Those people remind me of the Borg from Star Trek. I’ll just hold the phone up to my ear, thank you very much…. it’s too hard to find that damn thing in my purse anyway.
You get love just for putting Wayne on here, dudes getting on my nerves.
Leave the blazer alone although I partially agree with you, I challenge cats to wear the blazer more often, BUT not as much at the club. Especially when you’re really rocking a suit jacket…or it really doesn’t fit you in general, not a good look.
-Ed.
http://www.edthesportsfan.com
Ed, I suppose in the end, I’m more scared of guys wearing straight up Harold-Penner-Man-Of-Fashion-2-for-60-dollar suit coats as opposed to a true, blue blazer–one that is MEANT to be a blazer for blazer purposes only. LOL! Thanks, Ed; I really appreciate the love!